Anyone can find love. Earnestly, ANYONE.
Online dating has become as common as meeting someone at a bar or through a mutual friend. Sites like eHarmony and Match.com are the most popular, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t some very specific sites for those looking for a fucking partner that shares a particular passion. Here are 20 of the most bizarre dating sites the internet has to suggest.
This feels more like a minor detail you’d list on a typical dating profile more than the entire basis of your relationship. Also, are golfers truly in that high of a request?
You never want the story of how you and your spouse met to involve the mutual love and appreciation of adults who wear diapers.
When you sign up for the site, do you have to tell everyone you know or is that just limited to the gluten allergy itself?
If you have a fear of clowns, this may be your literal hell. For those on the opposite end of the spectrum, this is the flawless site to find a little clown love for yourself.
You know those chicks that dreamed a pony when they were little? What if they never stopped wanting a pony and their pursuit of a pony is more significant than their love of a fucking partner?
If the most significant questions you ask on a very first date involves weed, you just hit the jackpot. 420 Singles isn’t the most populated dating site, but that’s very likely because users keep leaving behind their passwords.
The flawless site for the times when you want a fellow with a mullet, but there isn’t a Kenny Chesney concert nearby.
If you’ve given up on finding someone attractive and you’re fine with someone with self-esteem as low as yours, Ugly Schmucks may be your best bet. I wouldn’t recommend signing up a friend or family member up for an account.
The good news is that you’ll get to spend a lot of time on the open sea. The bad news is there’s most likely a 70% chance you’ll be murdered and threw overboard.
Not only do you have to win the female or stud over, you also have to make sure their pet likes you and each of your pets get along together. After all that, you might as well get married just so you don’t have to deal with all the aggravation again.
The idea behind this terrible site is that you post a picture of you and your current fucking partner. Then members vote on which one of you could do better and that person gets into the site.
There are slew of fish in the sea, but not as many with herpes. This site eliminates all those awkward conversations about your STD and let’s you meet others with the same condition. Of all the dating sites for your current playmate to catch you on, this might be the worst.
If you don’t want to put all of your private information online, you could always just stand in front of the mall and wait for a security guard to yell at your future beau for kickflipping off the bench.
How exactly do you expect them to set up a profile and check their matches? This is the very first time a website has made dating much more impractical.
You’d think the end of Twilight would have eliminated this site, but it still exists and sounds like a teenage drama on ABC Family.
If you’re not up by 5am and get your milk straight from the utter, then don’t even waste your time making a profile on here. This is stringently for farmers only.
The ideal site for attractive, youthfull women who want to travel, but don’t have the funds. It’s basically a way for women to volunteer to be in their own version of “Taken.”
At least you won’t have to wonder what they look like naked before you guys meet. This is a dating site stringently for nudists, so if you’re wearing pants right now, this isn’t the place for you.
It may look like a regular dating site, but the twist is that every user is ready to get married so there’s no casual dating. With a preface like that, there’s a good chance your very first dinner will be your rehearsal dinner.
Eventually, there’s a site for people who want to dress up like cartoon animals and dry hump each other besides the storage closets of every comic con!