Dating SMS, Dating Status Messages

Dating SMS, Dating Status Messages

Dating SMS, Dating Status Messages

Updated 6 months ago

Best Reply For Denying A Proposal:

Love Is Something That Gives Anguish

‘N I Cant See You In Agony. !

Mausam Badla aur Thand ho gayi apke

SMS k bina Zindagi Tang ho gayi,

Aap Hume Bhul Gye ho Kya Dost,

Ya Fir Free SMS ki Scheme band ho gayi

Capability=(loving n caring)

Duty=(Two sms daily)

Salary=(never ending love)

Send a sweet sms Please.

Respected international kanjus,

Thanx Four nt sending any sms.

U’ll win BHARAT KANJUS RATNA AWARD

na na SMS MAT KARNA WARNA YEH AWARD

koi aur le jayega..

All the right things are not always possible

and all the possible things are not always right.

so, be true to both your mind and heart

then you will never go wrong.

Government imposing fresh taxes.

The mind is like a clock

That is permanently running down .

It has to be wound

Up daily with good thoughts .

Grow through life

Worried mother give her daughter a pack of condom b4 a date.

Woman laughs n hugs her mother n says-

Times have switched Mom.

Im dating Meera,give me kheera..

One good thing about Internet dating:

you’re assured to click with whomever you meet.

Chain SMS by Santa:

Is sms ko itna forward karo k meri girlfrnd tak pahuch jaye

Bahchche jab dating ki shuruat kare

Aur biwi Honda chodke Benz maangane lage

Tab tum mere paas aana mere dost

Mera ghar khula hai khula hi rahega

Dating is just awkward moments and one person wants more than the other.

It’s just that constant strangeness.

I think it’s a very real thing.

Chain SMS by Santa: Is sms ko itna forward karo k meri girlfrnd tak pahuch jaye ‘Pritoo tune sim switch karke accha nahi kiya.’

uv been called b4 cupids court

Four stealin my heart.

trespassin in my fantasies

& robin me of my senses.

uv been sentened Two a lifetime wiv me

Respected international kanjus, Thanx Four nt sending any sms. U’ll win BHARAT KANJUS RATNA AWARD na na SMS MAT KARNA WARNA YEH AWARD koi aur le jayega..

Bahchche jab dating ki shuruat kare Aur biwi Honda chodke Benz maangane lage Tab tum mere paas aana mere dost Mera ghar khula hai khula hi rahega Tumhare liye.

Mausam Badla aur Thand ho gayi apke SMS k bina Zindagi Tang ho gayi, Aap Hume Bhul Gye ho Kya Dost, Ya Fir Free SMS ki Scheme band ho gayi

I spotted a Beautiful fantasy Last night

There were U&me only,

U knw wht Happan?

U was looking so virginal Bcoz

I was eating Icecream &U was Looking at me.

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