Dating SMS, Dating Status Messages
Updated 6 months ago
Best Reply For Denying A Proposal:
Love Is Something That Gives Anguish
‘N I Cant See You In Agony. !
Mausam Badla aur Thand ho gayi apke
SMS k bina Zindagi Tang ho gayi,
Aap Hume Bhul Gye ho Kya Dost,
Ya Fir Free SMS ki Scheme band ho gayi
Capability=(loving n caring)
Duty=(Two sms daily)
Salary=(never ending love)
Send a sweet sms Please.
Respected international kanjus,
Thanx Four nt sending any sms.
U’ll win BHARAT KANJUS RATNA AWARD
na na SMS MAT KARNA WARNA YEH AWARD
koi aur le jayega..
All the right things are not always possible
and all the possible things are not always right.
so, be true to both your mind and heart
then you will never go wrong.
Government imposing fresh taxes.
The mind is like a clock
That is permanently running down .
It has to be wound
Up daily with good thoughts .
Grow through life
Worried mother give her daughter a pack of condom b4 a date.
Woman laughs n hugs her mother n says-
Times have switched Mom.
Im dating Meera,give me kheera..
One good thing about Internet dating:
you’re assured to click with whomever you meet.
Chain SMS by Santa:
Is sms ko itna forward karo k meri girlfrnd tak pahuch jaye
Bahchche jab dating ki shuruat kare
Aur biwi Honda chodke Benz maangane lage
Tab tum mere paas aana mere dost
Mera ghar khula hai khula hi rahega
Dating is just awkward moments and one person wants more than the other.
It’s just that constant strangeness.
I think it’s a very real thing.
Chain SMS by Santa: Is sms ko itna forward karo k meri girlfrnd tak pahuch jaye ‘Pritoo tune sim switch karke accha nahi kiya.’
uv been called b4 cupids court
Four stealin my heart.
trespassin in my fantasies
& robin me of my senses.
uv been sentened Two a lifetime wiv me
Respected international kanjus, Thanx Four nt sending any sms. U’ll win BHARAT KANJUS RATNA AWARD na na SMS MAT KARNA WARNA YEH AWARD koi aur le jayega..
Bahchche jab dating ki shuruat kare Aur biwi Honda chodke Benz maangane lage Tab tum mere paas aana mere dost Mera ghar khula hai khula hi rahega Tumhare liye.
Mausam Badla aur Thand ho gayi apke SMS k bina Zindagi Tang ho gayi, Aap Hume Bhul Gye ho Kya Dost, Ya Fir Free SMS ki Scheme band ho gayi
I spotted a Beautiful fantasy Last night
There were U&me only,
U knw wht Happan?
U was looking so virginal Bcoz
I was eating Icecream &U was Looking at me.